Cpt. Smurf

To prevent the gift of words from being forgotten... What's the best thing about cheese?

hehehe, I loved the Angelina Pattycake bit. So funny... *chuckles happily to self*

I've just started Pawn of Prophecy , the first book of The Belgariad . I've heard so much about it, I was eager to find out what I was missing.

Nope, I haven't seen it. Sounds funny though

8/10 I like squiggles!

Although I didn't really see much of the allegorical meaning to it. Maybe I'm just an idiot XD

Yes, does help, although I tend to use the thesaurus more. As to the colours, they're a great help. Just a quick click and all our colour-vocab worries are over!

Yeah, I've seen quotes by Paolini. It's one thing to be totally full of yourself and be a talented writer. It's another thing all together to be totally full of ...

I love to watch people and try to make a life from them. Ye, I do that. Until they turn around and see me staring. Then I go red and ...

Whoo! Go UK!

I am unsure whether I believe the whole Heaven and Hell thing, but, for arguments sake, I would say that it is doubtful that Hitler is not in Hell. Chiefly, ...

I know, people seem to discredit it because it's an easy-to-read "children's" book. The amount of depth and history that has gone into that world is incredible. Of course, in ...

Well, there's the theory that the Titanic was actually switched with the Olympic, it's sister ship. Supposedly, it was part of a huge insurance scam. It has been debunked by ...

Furthermore, it isn't clear which deaths are caused by smoking and which are caused by other causes. The reason smoking isn't illegal is because causation is difficult to establish. I ...

Well, yes, there are loads of different spellings between American English and Standard English. Stuff like realised, they can be spelt with either an 's' or a 'z' in Standard, ...